I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
His hands were made for my vagina.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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