Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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