No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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