I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
