All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
They took my balls.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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