I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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