there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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