this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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