Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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