I heard we made out
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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