So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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