no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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