the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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