good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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