i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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