Can Purell be used as lube?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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