Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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