That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
