Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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