We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
be right there i have to get my cape
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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