Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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