Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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