So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
be right there i have to get my cape
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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