i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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