So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"