Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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