sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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