dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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