i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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