is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
