so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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