you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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