i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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