i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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