He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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