Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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