she was so not down for the gang bang
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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