the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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