Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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