WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
