Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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