I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
