How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I will die if light touches me.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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Do vagina's smell?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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