i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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