kristin has been a bad kristin
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
