I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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