So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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