my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.