the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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