if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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