So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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