at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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