I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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