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(317): View more from Indiana

did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more

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(323): View more from California

WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.

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(956): View more from Texas

What do you think she thinks of us?

(1-956): View more from Texas

I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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(360): View more from Washington

just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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(740): View more from Ohio

it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second

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(305): View more from Florida

I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?

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