Your dad touched me again.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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time to smoke my breakfast
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
What a dumb baby whore.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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