hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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