im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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