I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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