Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Life is so much better after having sex.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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